Today, I had my first day at my second job. Prior to this, I...

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By Harley - 06/12/2017 23:16

Today, I had my first day at my second job. Prior to this, I worked retail pharmacy for six years. I walked up to report to my new manager... who was one of the worst customers I’ve ever had in retail, not just pharmacy. Now she’s my boss. FML.

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