Health Today, I diagnosed with Genital Herpes despite being a virgin.... - FML

Yellowsausage - 29/02/2016 13:38 - Japan - Hamamatsu

Today, I diagnosed with Genital Herpes despite being a virgin. FML

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Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML

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Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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Today, my sister-in-law announced she would like me to be her surrogate, so that her body doesn't look like a stretched wobbly mess after childbirth. Apparently, I'm a perfect candidate, as "we won't see a difference." FML

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Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML

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Today, I was fired from my job because my boss "doesn't think I'm happy there". FML

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Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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