Work Today, all of my coworkers called in sick. This meant that I... - FML

depressedvixen - 13/02/2016 03:48 - United States - Hickory

Today, all of my coworkers called in sick. This meant that I had to work alone. A few hours into my shift, one of my coworkers posted a picture on Facebook of all my coworkers and him together at a party. FML

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