by nowsingle / 07/03/2010 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by peanuts / 07/03/2010 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
by katara / 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by mylifesucks / 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm / Miscellaneous
by yrfavweapon / 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
by Tim / 07/02/2010 at 11:43am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
OhTyler's comment : You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.
by Mikimiks93 / 07/02/2010 at 11:05am / South Africa (Limpopo) / Transportation
by lmao4eva93 / 07/02/2010 at 12:21am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
palatapus's comment : Lol you should've told her.
by cooldude / 07/01/2010 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
by jane smith / 07/01/2010 at 8:11am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/01/2010 at 12:55am / Miscellaneous
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
chocolatemocha's comment : 1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?