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TODAY, MY INSOMNIA STARTD BACK UP AGAIN. IT WAS TOO LATE TO GET SOMETHING TO HELP ME SLEEP SO I WAS LYING THERE WONDERINGHAT I SHOULD DO. I DECIDD TO LISTEN TO SOME AMBIENT MUSIC. IT HELPD A LOT, BUTHEN I WAS ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP MY PARENTS DECIDD TO START DOING 'IT'. FML

#3050624
119 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 1:28am - health - by sleepless (man) - United States (California)

Today , after dieting and working out fir almost 3 months , I sit down on my chair to finish off some work!! It broke!! FML

#3050286
92 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by babasheep - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile Teaching At A Daycare, A Child Cummd Up To Me And Askd If He Could Go To The Bathroom. Obviously, I Said It Was Fine. He Then Pulld His Pants Down, And Pee On Mah Brand New Shoes, And All Over Mah Leg. FML

#3048496
86 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do u know that gullible said slowly sound like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minute trying to looool get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't!! FML

#3048050
138 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to a restaurant an only brought $14 with me to eat. I orderd an ate mah meal, then went to the counter to pay 4 it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got mah bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar an take mah $2 back so I could pay 4 mah meal. FML

#3046159
108 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by pinkplasticjesus (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND OF 2 MONTS FOUND OUT SE WAS 4 MONTS PREGNANT WIT ER EX'S BABY. SE TOLD ME I COULD LEAVE ER AND SE WOULDN'T BLAME ME... BUT I DECIDD TO STAY WIT ER. SE TOLD ME SE LOVD ME AND TEN DUMPD ME CUZ SE NEEDD TO BE WIT ER BABY'S DADDY. FML

#3042247
155 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FOUND A NOTE ON MY DOOR THAT SAID "YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON I'VE EVER STALKED". LATER, I FOUND ANOTHER NOTE THAT SAID "SORRY, THAT WAS MEANT 4 YOUR ROOMMATE. YOU AREN'T MY TYPE." NOT EVEN A CREEPY STALKER THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE. FML

#3041162
82 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , all my friends had a huge party an 'forgot' to invite me. They only rememberd about me at 2 am when they calld asking fir rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

#3040263
124 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by Kerry (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday... I was showing mah uniqua naw tattoo to mah friands whan a man approachas ma with his digital camara an asks if ha could taka a pictura of tha tattoo 4 his wabsita. I agraad. I find out latar that it's a sita about ugly tattoos. FML

#3038702
129 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 6:48pm - misc - by popemichael (man) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY... I LOOKED THROUGH MAH GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE BOOK AND SAW TWO ENTRIES WITH MAH NAME. ONE HAD "(CUTE)" ATTACHED TO IT. I CHECKED TO SEE IF IT WAS MAH NUMBER. IT WASN'T. FML

#3036778
80 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I ad a job interview. I ave a nervous tendency to rub ma foot against te bar under te table. After te interview I noticd I ad been rubbing ma foot against te interviewer's leg. FML

#3032403
90 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah phone did. I pluggd it in to charge an then went out to run some errands. When I returnd, mah phone was no where to be found, an our shovel was on the floor, muddy an wet. I then discoverd mah 6-year old son had burid mah "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry 4 me. mega FML

#3030718
290 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, Mah Mom Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Seehat Websites I Go On From Mah Computerhile I Wasn't Home. She Clicked The Link That Gave Mah Computer A Virus That I Just Got Rid Of A Few Days Ago. FML

#3030585
136 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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