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Today, I took a look at mah boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps 4 the past three months. FML

#5097909
201 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today.. . I found out that I was denid 4 work study eligibility by my college . I went to my financial advisor to ask why . It wasn't my grades or attendance . Apparently my father makes too much money 4 me to get a job at the school . My dad was fird 3 months ago an has been out of work since . FML

#5096534
52 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 1:04am - work - by SapphireRaven (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lerend that you looool can pierce your balls . However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out . FML

#5096341
74 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting changed in front of room mate of two yeres . Feeling comfortable, I took off all cloths and started putting new cloths on . I asked y she wasn't taking her eyes off naked body . She said "I'm loving the view . Didn't u know I'm a lesbian?"

#5094881
165 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah girlfriand's family cummad ovar and I thought it would ba fun to watch old family vidaos of whan I was a kid. A faw minutas into mah 5th birthday party, I axcusad mysalf and want to grab soma snacks fir avaryona. I raturnad to raaliza I had racordad porn ovar mah family vidaos. fat FML

#5087899
99 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, WEN I WAS FINISED EATING AT MCDONALDS, I WENT TO SOPPERS TO PICK UP A NEW TOOTBRUS. I GOT BACK TO MA CAR ONLY TO FIND TE WINDOWS SMASED IN. TE ONLY TING TAT WAS MISSING FROM MA CAR WAS TE HELLO KITTY TOY I GOT FROM MCDONALDS. SOMEONE BROKE INTO MA CAR FOR A 10 CENT TOY. FML

#5087862
131 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah friend and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petal at mah friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
130 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Mom Noticed The Hickey That I Have On My Neck . Embarrassed, I Tried Convincing Her That I Burnt Myself Using A Hair Straightener . She Then Told Me That That's The Same Excuse She Told My Grandmahen She Got A Hickey . FML

#5086359
141 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day my husband asked me fir permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077
203 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I met some of mah boyfriend's family fir the frst time. His aunt said I was really cute,hich made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah , well , mah aunt's on drugs". fat FML

#5086042
55 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm - love - by me (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a busy train . I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window . After feeling a hand on mah ass, I assumed it was her . To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back . After a few stops, I looked back . It was an old man . FML

#5085622
92 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by M.L. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fred from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old manho only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

#5082390
72 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

yastarday I discovard tat I don't ava Harpas or Ganital warts. I ava acna on panis. FML

#5082348
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60150) - you deserved it (8897)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)



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