Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
by cganon / 09/21/2010 at 8:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
curzy's comment : assault. file a police report Lol.
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by themildthings / 09/21/2010 at 3:10am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Kids
by yourmom / 09/21/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
by awesome / 09/21/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
robc32ca's comment : you sick moron.
by meowmeow / 09/21/2010 at 12:38am / Australia / Health
by kdgirl / 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Uriyahu / 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
by thanksbro / 09/20/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 10:58am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 10:33am / United States (Illinois) / Work
kagera's comment : can we say discrimination lawyer?
Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Health