Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
TheIrishJaneDoe's comment : Shut up Meg.
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
by forgotten / 09/21/2010 at 6:16pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
by cganon / 09/21/2010 at 8:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
curzy's comment : assault. file a police report Lol.
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by themildthings / 09/21/2010 at 3:10am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Kids
by yourmom / 09/21/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
by awesome / 09/21/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
robc32ca's comment : you sick moron.
by meowmeow / 09/21/2010 at 12:38am / Australia / Health
by kdgirl / 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
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