Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 26 April 2012 19:17 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

By crazyk2468 - / Thursday 26 April 2012 17:29 / United States - Buena Park
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By Diffy / Thursday 26 April 2012 11:49 / United States - Woburn

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

By NoPrivacy - / Thursday 26 April 2012 10:44 / United States

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

By somefamily - / Thursday 26 April 2012 07:11 / United States - Wayne
By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 April 2012 04:36 / United States - Honolulu
FML - The follow-up
MissMae93 Say more :
To everyone saying I should have called in: unfortunately my work only provides about 3 sick days, which I used when I had my wisdom teeth removed. As for management, usually only one or two people are required to run the entire store (and of course, it was just me). They require much more notice and there was no one else available for the shift. Thank you to everyone with kind words and trust me,...
By MissMae93 - / Thursday 26 April 2012 01:27 / United States

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

By horselover7766 / Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:08 / United States - Sewell
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