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Today, I was talking to mah bast friand. Aftar admitting to ma that ha's gay, I gava him a hug for support and comfort, faaling his araction on mah uppar thigh. FML

#5579419
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On 10/01/2009 at 2:10am - intimacy - by betchyo (man) - United States (Massachusetts) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

deshypothequiez's comment : you should feel flattered and then have sex with him duh

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today I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, an posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts.

#5579268
116 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 1:58am - health - by Garrett (man) - United States (Oregon) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today , wile I was getting it on wit ma grlfriend I accidentally calld out "Mom" instead of er name !! FML

#5579275
120 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I invitd over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

#5579057
53 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ad a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying tat se tries to give time off to te oter managers so tey can spend time wit tere family an significant oters. Se lookd at me an said se doesn't for me because I ave no one special to spend time wit. FML

#5577587
35 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 12:05am - work - by bm128902 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up fir a 3 day trial fir a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after an never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember password. FML

#5573814
116 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 9:22pm - money - by GetMoney (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I walkd into ma bedroom an realizd I really needd to clean it. As I startd to pick everyting up off of te floor... I trippd over a soe... slippd on a water bottle... pulld down ma soe rack an landd in ma armoire. My room is now dirtier tan it was wen I startd. FML

#5573179
37 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 8:56pm - misc - by QuestionMyLife - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was looking at mah wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots an thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. mega FML

#5570675
82 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I took mah boyfriand out to maat mah coworkar 4 tha first tima . I raally wantd to impras tham , and gat tham to think how cool wa r to hang out with , sinca I am naw to LA . Instaad , mah boyfriand thraw up in mah boss' sink . FML

#5570126
46 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 6:35pm - work - by never_ending_hangover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eathen I noticed a blond hair in mah food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about thier hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was mah hair. FML

#5568676
127 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out mah boss had mah name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, and on the way back was rear ended in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fred upon returning. FML

#5568321
36 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 5:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me an that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbd an also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out an would keep cleaning her house 4 free. real FML

#5567038
91 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Notthemaid (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I joined a small disaster relief group. I remarked to the big, long-haired person beside me that it was surprising that I was the only looool female in the group. I got a cold stare. Later I asked another volunteer about that person. He answered, "Oh, her? She's mah sister." FML

#5566724
28 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 3:30pm - work - by Blurry (woman) - Philippines (Batangas)



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