By ordinaryday / Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:21 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

By Rick / Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:02 / United States - Spartanburg

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 22 May 2012 10:35 / Philippines

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

By gaga / Tuesday 22 May 2012 07:34 / United States - San Jose

  Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

By chchboy - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 05:05 / United States
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By bronco_lover89 - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 01:05 / United States - Essexville

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 21 May 2012 23:14 / United States
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By Anonymous - / Monday 21 May 2012 23:14 / United States

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

By bear / Monday 21 May 2012 22:47 / Norway - Bod?
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