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cutycat136's comment : Hey, he's a guy, at least he tried.

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Today... I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement... I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't knowhat casual means. FML

Markovski's comment : Casually kick your friend's ass

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yesterday I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter fir my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (2365)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Lesser's comment : Maybe your best friend can watch your child while your watching her kid.

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Taday I stoppd by mah local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. fat FML

Yesterday, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin.

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I agree, your life sucks (22568) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tora ACL whila doing looool physical tharapy that's supposad to kaap ma from taaring ACL. FML

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75 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today mah grlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, cuz she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring mah boyfriend gave to me . It was on mah roommate's finger . FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today , I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turnd in online days ago. I thought mine was well written an I'd even finishd it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minute of talking an feeling proud , I realizd that I forgot to turn it in. real FML

Taday I was asked wen ma baby is due. My baby was due 6 monts ago. mega FML

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111 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was told by mah boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowd to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I rememberd that we're both almost 30. real FML



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