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Today, I was walking to work an saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me an says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replacd the hot chick." The other two guys glard at me. FML

#3028813
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On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today ma boss came over to ma desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After aile, e sat on te edge of ma desk, noddd toward ma cest, and said in te same casual, ligteartd tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep tat up." mega FML

#3028643
375 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
260 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED ON MY WAY TO TE BUS STOP. WIT NO MONEY OR MOBILE I STARTED TO PANIC ABOUT TE EXAM I AD AND RAN TE 3.5 MILES TO GET TO TERE. WEN I STAGGERED UP TO TE BUILDING ONLY 20MINS AFTER TE EXAM STARTED, TE UNIVERSITY STAFF WOULDN'T LET ME SIT IT AS I COULDN'T PROVE MY IDENTITY. FML

#3022587
106 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by verrine - United Kingdom (Manchester)

today I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent our . Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 ours of sleep . Rigt as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive rigt in front of ma ouse wit te sirens/ligts on . FML

#3021035
169 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by insomniac (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

kscott88's comment : YDI for being psychotic AND stupid.

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Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that mah new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

#3017474
98 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by Stung (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that mah car had been saran wrappd. I cleand it up an went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrappd mah car again. FML

#3017259
145 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

Today... as a frog biologist I was out in te field searcing for a relatively rare frog species. After tree ours I finally eard te frog call and I crept closer and closer to te sound until... squis... I steppd on te very frog I was trying to collect. Tey're endangerd. FML

#3017224
134 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store!! When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open!! I am claustrophobic an I freaked out an and started shouting 4 help!! A 6 year old boy got the door open 4 me!! It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling!! FML

#3011337
92 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by ToiletTony (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I was browsing computer looool to fine nakd pictures of ex-girlfriend. I decidd it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight an the new picture turnd me on more than before. FML

#3007389
176 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I used my inhaler 4 the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

#3006187
166 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 7:07pm - health - by asthmatic (woman) - United States (New York)



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