Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Why is your mom bringing guests into your bedroom?

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Hopefully that will teach her to respect your privacy

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RichardPencil 30

Why is your mom bringing guests into your bedroom?

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BrotherPhil 35

Would your name be Janie Briggs, by any chance?

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XUDT72 24

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Hopefully that will teach her to respect your privacy

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Mungolikecandy 19

Why would you bash the bishop when there are guests in the house.

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julfunky 29

That’s what I was wondering. Maybe they were there too long and he thought “**** it.”

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ImpKit 7

They weren't the OP's guests and they weren't expected, generally speaking, to interact with the guests. So, hid in what they presumed was their private space, started to take advantage of that, and learned, to their dismay, that mother 'dearest' has a boundaries problem.

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Nhayaa 21

Well, does no one know how to knock anymore?

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alycion 38

Lock the door or take a shower if you have no real privacy in your room.

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