by ChrissySoltys / 05/02/2011 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
livgasms's comment : this happened to me too, except it was my yoga suit and I was commando FML.
by alchy / 05/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by exnotwelcome19 / 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Matty1188's comment : Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.
by dirtyclothess / 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm / New Zealand (Southland) / Miscellaneous
by me / 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
TaylorTotsYumm's comment : Get a crane to place the tree on top of their car.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by nothanks / 05/01/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
by Username / 05/01/2011 at 4:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Steve.mc / 05/01/2011 at 3:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by rb / 05/01/2011 at 2:02am / United States / Animals
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 1:50am / United States (Kentucky) / Money
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