Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
by sadman / 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
DivineGarden's comment : Sounds like a shitty situation.
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by K. / 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
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by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
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Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
by lawl / 05/07/2011 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by bigcityfail / 05/07/2011 at 7:54am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by sillyfox4lyfe / 05/07/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Kaz / 05/07/2011 at 2:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
by Anon / 05/07/2011 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Intimacy
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 1:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…