by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
Livinia's comment : Would you rather him give you a random hand job?
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
by MollyMoodle7 / 06/22/2011 at 3:11am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Morgan / 06/22/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
bentleysdad11611's comment : Sue !?
Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML
by justinj360 / 06/22/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Montana) / Health
by ifmlftw / 06/22/2011 at 12:03am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by brokenbabe / 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
by anonymous / 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Livinia's comment : That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
by badgirl / 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
by Charles / 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
by micheal / 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Work
by seaweedlady / 06/21/2011 at 10:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love