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Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

#13991584
88 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36892) - you deserved it (7730)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

nataleeeuh's comment : Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

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Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37379) - you deserved it (2986)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

#13987730
94 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by what (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

#13987283
80 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I camped outside of a Best Buy to guarantee I'd get a cheap Blu Ray player. My friend who got there five minutes after they opened also managed to get one. FML

#13986924
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9633) - you deserved it (39457)

On 11/26/2010 at 12:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14137) - you deserved it (30431)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

#13985421
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (5897)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101
129 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
96 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML

#13982086
79 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

#13980533
167 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

#13978523
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29579) - you deserved it (3794)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)



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