By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
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danpaddy 7

I think the replacement will be a cat and black bean chilli. FYL op.

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irwingiggles 26

And that's why I always locked up my cat in the living room while cooking. I hope for you that the family gathering wasn't ruined

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danpaddy 7

I think the replacement will be a cat and black bean chilli. FYL op.

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irwingiggles 26

And that's why I always locked up my cat in the living room while cooking. I hope for you that the family gathering wasn't ruined

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Candijpg 17

looks like you won't be the only one going to the toilet

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whysojealous 18

Nah I'd say that cat was a determined badass who wanted food no matter the consequences or the rules it broke

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CaptMacLeod 45

Thanksgiving. Turkey had just been pulled out of the oven, sitting on the door. One of the cats braved the still-hot oven door, grabbed the bird, and tried to drag it under the sideboard. I totally feel you here.

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Mauskau 35

My cat stole a raw bratwurst from under the grill. I still haven't forgiven him for the time he made me drop a steak which he ran off with. :<

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Ayasha_fml 12

You made a good pun 12, though it's too big of a word for them to understand or read. Thus the downvotes.

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ssnow_fml 20

This is why dogs are better. They will spill the chili and then eat it and at least look and feel guilty.

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skyttlz 32

How is that any better?

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holly_fly 34

Because cats won't even show an ounce of remorse. And if you try to punish them by saying "bad cat" they usually just hiss... And pee on your laptop.

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whysojealous 18

#21 the issue isn't whether the animal felt sorry or not it's whether the animal knocks over the food as that's the point of the fml

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redscarf_fml 8

Was it not hot? How did that poor cat not get burned in the act?

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Big_D_Real 12

Poor cat? It's the one that knocked the pot over. I hope it was scalding hot.

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0262944 15

lmaoo yesss. I hate cats with a burning hatred in my heart.

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necklacethief 23

Hope the other food you had was enough and didn't ruin your event!

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