By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
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airforce987 20

Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.

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berichsoon 11

What about if OP has Alzheimer's and doesn't even remember that he/she does, and it was not mentioned in the FML

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estes816 9

Wouldn't parking right next to the entrance be the handicap parking? So, maybe OP does have alzheimers.

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saintsrocksocks 10

What of what of what if. Guys, go by real facts. Don't use your imagination to come up with the most heinous thing you could think of!

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saintsrocksocks 10

Jesus Christ. I meant what if what if what if. Auto correct is a bench.

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BunchieRules 31

109 - Yeah, autocorrect can be a real bench sometimes. Was that intentional, or did it get to you again?

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ashl123 19

That's gonna be awkward I explain to the cops

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sarahlouise0506 10

You are so nice, explaining it to the cops for OP. it's refreshing to see such nice people around.

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Drigr 9

The explanation is fairly simple. I don't always buy a new car, but when I do I forget the next day and report it stolen.

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Awkward_Science 2

4 - correction: "That's gonna be awkward." I explain to the cops.

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nivek2120 8

You probably shouldn't be driving if you forget that easily..

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airforce987 20

Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.

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Enslaved 36

In your lifetime, you'll have a few (hopefully). I'm on my 5th new car and when I first got it, I feared parking next to people that might scratch it. My efforts were in vain. It's got a bunch now!): damn compact parking BS!

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kut17 11

The rogue shopping carts get you if you park in the middle of nowhere.

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Jaxx66 21

6, I only park next too expensive vehicles, such as a Saab, Mercedes and the occasional Audi... I figure they probably don't want their car damaged either. But then again, I just got my first car May 1st. >_> still protective.

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Welshite 39

Why didn't you use your keys to find it?

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Vivera2 6

not every car has a remote lock/unlock/ignition button on a remote.

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Mauskau 35

If its a new car, it most likely does.

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Vivera2 6

i was just saying there are a few new cars that come without the remote/automatic locks

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, but you have to be within a certain distance. The parking lot is huge, although the OP did say he parked near the entrance.

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outoftown 26

#13, If OP can't remember a new car, why would he remember a new remote? Or what it does?

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Welshite 39

I've walked right past my car that I've had for three years. After searching for a few minutes and wandering further into the lot I used my remote. I found it in less than thirty seconds.

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lil_ham1644 29

It's an extra fee for electric locks on some models. Mine is a 2014 spark & it doesn't have a remote. My sister has a 2013 sonic & it has manual crank windows. It all depends on the car.

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NothernNightmare 18

Parking lots are confusing enough when you know what car you have, so searching for a car you can't even remember you have must be very difficult.

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expertsmilee 26

You - Oh, sorry officers, there's my car right by the entrance. Officer - ._.

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