Work: Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

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By parkertownparadise - 16/02/2012 07:43 - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

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Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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By leaaaa 223 - 14/07/2020 23:01

Today, I woke up to yet another severed rat head next to my bed, which I have to dispose of yet again. Cats are seriously weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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waswashere 0

Monday 5 March 2012 18:50

Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret

Blacksxe 1

Monday 5 March 2012 18:59

Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...

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yohipy100 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:01

I'll take the fetish cards and the ammo

sandnsun 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 15:43

Heh. Shenanigans. Lol

GottaCoconut 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 11:50

Dude, your coworkers sound amazing. I would love that job (sans dead pheasant)

JnottoVII 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:26

NOPE CHUCKTESTA

JnottoVII 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:28

NOPE CHUCKTESTA

bazookajoey 27

Friday 18 October 2013 6:36

Can we trade jobs?

MasqueradePrince 25

Wednesday 6 November 2013 23:37

Fetish **** playing cards!!!! Oh my goodness!!! I need some of those

DocWho 4

Saturday 5 December 2015 4:36

I want to work there, you seen to be surprised everyday. :o

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