Work: Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

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By parkertownparadise - 16/02/2012 07:43 - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

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Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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Take, is gift

By leaaaa 223 - 14/07/2020 23:01

Today, I woke up to yet another severed rat head next to my bed, which I have to dispose of yet again. Cats are seriously weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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waswashere 0

Monday 5 March 2012 18:50

Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret

Blacksxe 1

Monday 5 March 2012 18:59

Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...

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mattorama 15

Monday 5 March 2012 20:47

Live ammo? I could use some .45 or .223, if you have it.

bmg0014 3

Monday 5 March 2012 20:51

Hey you can't go wrong with some free ammo just saying

j_cat187 19

Monday 5 March 2012 21:02

I'm guessing you found some 12 gauge skeet shot.

enopola 5

Monday 5 March 2012 21:03

Real cool

squarecircles 13

Monday 5 March 2012 21:18

What kind of job is that? eBay?

geod69 8

Monday 5 March 2012 21:52

Sounds like fun

_Oblivion_ 12

Monday 5 March 2012 22:00

Yeah uh no. I don't live in the uk but you don't have to be too smart to know that anything illegal to possess is illegal to use also. Certain ammunition is illegal because it's illegal to fire them. I'm not sure if it's because of velocities or weights or what; but in the us (new jersey) you can be penalized for carrying hollow points other than to and from a range. ( http://www.njsp.org/about/fire_hollow.html for all you gun nazi people) The shells aren't illegal (as I know of) because they are completely harmless. And besides there is another way of unloading bullets in a legal way. It's called a bullet puller, look it up.