Desperate measures

By dying - 29/09/2023 00:02

Today, after four days without sleep, I took an entire bottle of melatonin gummies. Nothing happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 588
You deserved it 174

Same thing different taste

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You need to get medical help. I’ve struggled with insomnia for almost 20 years, ever since my husband’s sudden and violent death left me a young widow with three little kids. So believe me, I’ve been there. I was taking melatonin, Benadryl, smoking weed, ANYTHING to try to sleep. You need prescription meds. And it may take a few tries to get the right one.

Maybe see a sleep specialist if this issue persists?

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You need to get medical help. I’ve struggled with insomnia for almost 20 years, ever since my husband’s sudden and violent death left me a young widow with three little kids. So believe me, I’ve been there. I was taking melatonin, Benadryl, smoking weed, ANYTHING to try to sleep. You need prescription meds. And it may take a few tries to get the right one.

Maybe see a sleep specialist if this issue persists?

mechgineer 3

if you take more than the recommended amount, it actually makes it harder to sleep

If I were you, I’d go to the hospital.

if this was a house episode it would be because you have the bubonic plague

tiptoppc 19

At which point after a lengthy 2 week stay, you’d be told to go home and take two aspirin and call him in the morning, idiot. It’s only the Bubonic plague. No wait, wrong diagnosis, it’s the tengkitsu yodeling fever you got from hiking through Karambuzet 17 years ago and you forgot about that buggeto fly that bit you with a rare disease that only exists there, in a bug that only has 50 of its kind left, in a pond the size of a bottle cap and no one will ever know the mysterious illness except house.

Nothing happened yet. In a day or so, you're going to be hopelessly constipated. I wouldn't be surprised if you actually ingested little to no melatonin. These products are unregulated so you can't know what you are getting.

Cannabis gummies would have worked better

These made even my insomniac wife sleep! "Your life sucks"... and a doctor's help could be justified.