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  Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

By royallymessedup - / Tuesday 31 October 2017 05:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, a guy threatened to sue me for fraud because I informed him that he had to start paying back his student loans. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 October 2015 12:25 / United Kingdom
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By anonymous - / Thursday 16 July 2015 22:21 / United Kingdom - London
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Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:26 / United Kingdom
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Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

By The Clitshank Redemption - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:11 / United Kingdom - Cambridge
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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

By tdrtnlz - / Saturday 11 May 2013 06:25 / United Kingdom - Studley
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