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Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML

By Ashamed_Sister - / Thursday 19 July 2018 20:30 / Austria - Graz
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Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML

By Mr. Brink - / Friday 9 March 2018 06:10 / Austria - Wilhelmsburg
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Today, my boyfriend got rid of the full leg cast he had to wear for 6 weeks. He won't stop pissing in a bottle at night because it's more convenient than getting up. At least he empties it himself now. FML

By genieinabottle - / Tuesday 6 February 2018 06:00 / Austria - Bad Ischl
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By I'mNotIntoThat - / Saturday 7 October 2017 16:00 / Austria - Baden
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Today, I got my period while spray tanning. FML

By pechfogl - / Saturday 26 August 2017 21:45 / Austria
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Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked why. She replied: "It's easier to pop my pimples." FML

By Zipman - / Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:42 / Austria - Vienna
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Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have a student stupid enough to swallow the lens. Now I do. FML

By Bobi - / Tuesday 3 June 2014 09:18 / Austria
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