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Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. mega FML

#21341091
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On 01/20/2015 at 5:52pm - work - by M. Night Shytefuck (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy calld the food crap and threatend to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML

#21340847
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On 01/20/2015 at 8:23am - work - by klaatu barada nikto (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today , I went to a job interview. It was mah last shot of getting a job before mah savings run dry. It all went well until I was askd why I wantd to join the company. I got flusterd and stutterd , ( Because I um , I lyk money? ) The guy gave me the most insincere ( We'll be in touch. ) ever. FML

#21339665
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On 01/18/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

yesterday a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald an that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him an tried to report me to my manager. real FML

#21339341
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On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her looool psychic. FML

#21338280
54 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 1:05pm - work - by 360whoroscoped (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent . I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent . real FML

Yesterday... lyk every other day at work... I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people 4 addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
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On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard!! The floor wasn't even wet!! FML

#21336915
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On 01/14/2015 at 10:35am - work - by kronic1990 - United Kingdom

TODAY , I SHOWED UP TO WORK AT 6AM , ONLY TO FINE OUT THE SCHEDULE WAS CHANGED!! I WASN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE UNTIL 9:15!! MY BOSS NEVER TOLD ME THIS!! I DIDN'T GET TO GO HOME EITHER , HE JUST SAID ( OH WELL!! GET TO WORK!! ) FML

#21335669
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On 01/12/2015 at 9:36am - work - by Tired - United States (California)

Today, I refusd to serve a woman alcool, as se lookd underage. Se complaind to ma manager about "age racism". FML

#21335591
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On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. real FML

#21334747
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On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I psychd myself up and headd out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get mah frst job. That is, until a brd shat on mah head on mah way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

#21334630
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On 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm - work - by sadlrana121 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yesterday I went to work and said hi to mah boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix mah shirt collar. FML

#21334002
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On 01/09/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)



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