Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
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On 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I went to work at a hotel. One of the guests decided to play the piano in the lobby. He's deaf. Unfortunately, I'm not. FML
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On 04/05/2013 at 12:20am - work - by torturedears (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to give a 15-minute presentation for a conference. I hadn't had the time to write out a proper speech so I decided to just wing it. My sponsor liked my presentation so much he wants me to turn it into an article. Now if only I could remember what I said. FML
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On 04/04/2013 at 8:10pm - work - by BrillianceSucks (woman) - Canada
Today, my coworker learned that I'm an Israeli Jew. He told me, in the same sentence, that Jews should "get the fuck out of Israel" and also "get out of Australia and back to your own country." Um, what? FML
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On 04/03/2013 at 1:53am - work - by JewSoSilly (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by effiestonem154 (woman) - United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 9:34am - work - by ak_6694 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was denied a job because the guy interviewing me said that I was an illiterate blonde girl who used fake words like "plethora" and "viable". I told him I would leave, after he spelled the word "illiterate". He spelled it wrong and had me escorted from the premises. "Eeletterote" my ass. FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Nefi (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 4:23am - work - by CoolStoryBro -
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