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Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
21 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

#1008
16 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)

Today, my coworker told me that the framed picture our boss put on her desk last week was not, as I originally thought, a picture of her father, but a picture of Rupert Murdoch. FML

#999
9 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 11:03am - work - by newscorp employee - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

#956
41 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

#950
18 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by M to the line - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
17 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

#884
14 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I turned around in my cubicle to see the entire marketing department (myself excluded) getting ready to have lunch together. Nobody mentioned it to me. FML

#865
16 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 8:30am - work - by Webmonkey - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

#813
15 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 2:42am - work - by Poopalipa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

#838
32 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
48 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

#630
27 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version



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