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Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (2812)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

#3854
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25534) - you deserved it (2505)

On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

#3779
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5593) - you deserved it (38717)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by teeth - United States (California)

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

#3586
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16284) - you deserved it (2776)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (1704)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

#3093
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (2110)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

#3037
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17403) - you deserved it (5068)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

#2983
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32222) - you deserved it (1419)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15985) - you deserved it (37768)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

#2866
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21936) - you deserved it (1688)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:02pm - work - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML

#2805
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5109) - you deserved it (17770)

On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (21722)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21173) - you deserved it (1829)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)



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