Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)
Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by anon - United States (Virginia)
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by ClothesHorse (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 1:28am - work - by Wolf145 - United States (California)
Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by whatadaydanny (man) - Dominica
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by yolo is for shitheads - United States
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