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Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
19 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
59 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127
13 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

#4954
13 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

#4150
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (1718)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26230) - you deserved it (2761)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

#3854
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (2504)

On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

#3779
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5578) - you deserved it (38665)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by teeth - United States (California)

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

#3586
15 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

#3093
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23009) - you deserved it (2103)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

#3037
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17366) - you deserved it (5065)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)



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