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Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

#12714579
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On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

#12677000
138 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML

Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
135 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

#12552420
91 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:17am - work - by nocanhaz - United States (New York)

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

#12535348
290 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 5:47am - work - by jacko (man) - Reserved

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

#12530791
66 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

#12524793
79 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got back from a 3 and a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up, and I had to sit there by myself and wait for them, while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML

#12475653
151 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:50am - work - by leonieNL (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

#12472687
112 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
187 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

#12450514
77 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

#12436669
83 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 5:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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