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Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

#13430217
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On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

#13383180
61 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
76 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

#13370943
78 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
86 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
49 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
137 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, I was given a $25 gift certificate for being Employee Of The Week. The gift certificate was 6 months past its expiration date. FML

#13326388
45 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 3:43am - work - by The Lone Ranger - United States

Today, I got my posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML

#13302610
126 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
158 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

#13287891
93 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML

#13276180
70 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

#13274240
88 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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