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Today, it was supposd to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, fir two weeks, I have been volunteering fir Habitat fir Humanity, and am not actually employd by a construction company. FML

#6386124
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On 11/20/2009 at 10:59pm - work - by Masonlee89 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that mah boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. big fat FML

#6378315
56 comments

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On 11/20/2009 at 8:56am - work - by HellaBomber91 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today.!! !! At Work.!! !! My Boss Said Something That I Didn't Catch !! I Went To Take A Leash Off A Dog.!! !! (I'm A Groomer's Assistant) An Lookd At My Boss An Said "What?" To Which She Replid.!! !! "Be Careful.!! !! He Bites." I Now Have A Two-inch Gash On My Finger From A 6lb Fluffy Maltese !! FML

#6377475
26 comments

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On 11/20/2009 at 3:29am - work - by DamnDogs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking 4 a job 4 three months . I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in . The manager hired her on the spot . FML

#6374426
44 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 8:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I asked mah boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is mah grlfriend's father. Nice. FML

#6353474
103 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom!! I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess!! She made it just fine!! I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away!! fat FML

#6351075
51 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fishes. My coworker named the three fishes wat I thought were completely random names. I said "those r stupid names." Turns out those r my manager's kid's names. FML

#6348891
45 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, at work, I screamd, usd one of mah employees as a human shield, dove 4 cover, and crid. Why? A bat flew into mah store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

#6342558
109 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I looool startad my frst day as a sacurity guard. Aftar spanding thraa yaars and $30,000 to bacoma a commarcial pilot, only to ba told on my yaarly madical that I suddanly hava typa 1 diabatas, and will navar fly again. FML

Today, aftar baing turnad away by naarly all tha rastaurants in tha araa, I triad applying at Burgar King. Thay too turnad ma away. I hava a Culinary School Dagraa. FML

#6328557
93 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together an get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I usd to work as a dishwasher. FML

#6325023
35 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 10:14am - work - by tsu3 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

yesterday mah boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There r still 5 weeks till looool Christmas. mega FML

#6323908
87 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 5:40am - work - by bakergirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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