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TODAY , I'VE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR A YEAR . FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS I HAD BEEN TRYING FOR A GOOD PAYING JOB AT A GREAT COMPANY , WHO KEPT SAYING THEY WOULD HRE ME WHEN THE ECONOMY IMPROVES . THREE WEEKS AGO I GAVE UP AN MOVED 2 HOURS AWAY . GUESS WHO JUST CALLED TO FINALLY OFFER ME A JOB . MEGA FML

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I calld and askd if looool it was okay 4 me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count 4 half my grade. FML

#7545695
154 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, Somebody Stoppd By The Front Desk At The Hotel I Work At To Report A Vehicle Had Its Headlights On!! I Wrote Down The Info, Including The Plate!! Hours Later, After My Shift Was Over, I Finally Realizd That It Was MY Vehicle!! The Battery Was Dead!! FML

#7492658
73 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:37am - work - by HotelClerk (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons 4 a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible!! I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow"!! fat FML

#7492497
62 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.!! !! I'm a cashier in a grocery store !! The visiting regional manager tore me a new one 4 being lazy !! His reason? After working a double shift with no break.!! !! I decided to sit down 4 a minute when things got slow !! FML

#7470937
63 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:33am - work - by Bob (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I got yelled at by one of mah bosses . The reason? I was yawning . I work at Starbucks . Apparently I wasn't 'promoting' correctly . real FML

#7467721
76 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:29am - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checkd!! FML

#7465269
44 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 10:31pm - work - by TheoBuckner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at mah job, I walked past one of mah colleagues who has been sick 4 the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me 4 a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. mega FML

#7458972
128 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

2DAY I LOST JOB TO A GIRL THAT GRADUATED WITH THE SAME BACHELOR'S DEGREE FROM THE SAME COLLEGE AS ME. SHE ALSO GOT A MASTER'S IN AN UNRELATED FIELD. I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE 7 MONTHS, AN HER MASTER'S IN MATHS APPARENTLY MAKES HER A BETTER ATHLETIC TRAINER THAN ME. FML

#7454519
82 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today..!! I Discovered That My Supervisor Has Been Submitting Completed Projects To Our Manager On Time Fir Everyone On The Team But Me!! She Has Been Deliberately Making It Appear As Though I Am Weeks Behind On My Projects..!! When In Reality I Am One Of The First Ones Done Every Month!! FML

#7453397
52 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 8:31am - work - by superscrewed (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I LOST MA JOB BECAUSE I WAS DOING MA WORK TOO QUICKLY, GETTING TOO MUC DONE AN TE SUPERVISOR WAS AFRAID I WAS BORED. I AVE ONLY BEEN ERE FOR 3 WEEKS AN ALREADY AD TE BEST STATS ON TE TEAM.

#7445889
70 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd askd . Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it . Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock . FML

#7437531
67 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after spending four days having resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

#7437449
61 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)



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