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Yesterday, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognisd me and wantd me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fird for doing so while off-duty. He complaind to my manager, who wastd no time publicly bitching me out. FML

#21285416
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On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I was at work and a lady screamed at mah manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired cuz I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML

#21285397
70 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview . As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face . Other highlight include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervou giggling . The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high . FML

#21285028
75 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
174 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software 4 the office as I suspect that one of mah staff has been constantly downloading torrents . It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth . FML

#21282944
62 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 4:09am - work - by Thewatcher (man) - Mauritius

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I voluntaard to tutor a 17-yaar-old girl in scianca . I had to axplain in datail of wat tha raal Big Bang thaory was, as sha only knaw about tha show . Latar, I haard I was raportd by har bacausa apparantly, "I was trying to convart har to Sciantology." I now know why sha naadd a tutor . FML

Today naar tha and and of mah shift as a bartandar a drunk man stumblad into mah bar got upsat cuz I rafusad to sarva him pukad into mah tip jar than offarad ma half a pack of cigarattas in axchanga fir sax. FML

#21281851
49 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss drova past ma whila I was walking to work, and splashing mud ovar my uniform!! Whan I got to work, ha criticizd ma 4 showing up in unprasantabla condition!! big fat FML

#21281679
63 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 11:03am - work - by Chansus10 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after months of job hunting, I startd a new job in a deli . I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find . Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as mah fingers now resemble sausages . Guess it's time to start job hunting again . FML

Today, ma annoying colleague gasped, wrapped er arms around erself, started sweating and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. Tey accused me of 'setting er off', wen I blurted out, "Sorry, se gets panic attacks". All I did was say te word 'abortion'. mega FML

#21281594
104 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 4:31am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I showed up to work and mah boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant 4 a week. mega FML

#21281510
42 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 12:53am - work - by are you kidding me - United States (Kansas)

Today , is the start of the third month that I prayed I would be fired , just so I didn't have to quit cuz I hate awkward conversations !! FML

#21281210
62 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wakefield)



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