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Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML

#10507279
71 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 1:51pm - work - by Dfacta (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

#10499435
231 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 12:07am - work - by justkillm3 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

#10488066
71 comments

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On 05/12/2010 at 4:07pm - work - by ab1e - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

#10446068
93 comments

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On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

#10044709
116 comments

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On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

#9396047
53 comments

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On 03/26/2010 at 5:44am - work - by urrrppp (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML

#9181946
51 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
138 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

#9171908
114 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

#9156670
55 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

#9129865
122 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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