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Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

#15182858
58 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

#15178043
121 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

#15174288
109 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

#15172903
112 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 5:10am - work - by Ivan -

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

#15170872
72 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

#15151790
126 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

#15150978
122 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -

Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML

#15147036
47 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -

Today, all the staff in my company were forced to attend an evening Chippendale show. Everyone in my department managed to think of a good reason to escape while I failed and no other choice but to go. I'm the only guy. FML

#15111819
84 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 5:15am - work - by yamada (man) - Singapore

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

#15092237
101 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

#15087030
26 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
139 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -



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