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Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML

#7465269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24594) - you deserved it (1883)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:31pm - work - by TheoBuckner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

#7458972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9548) - you deserved it (28032)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML

#7454519
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (3731)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my supervisor has been submitting completed projects to our manager on time for everyone on the team but me. She has been deliberately making it appear as though I am weeks behind on my projects, when in reality I am one of the first ones done every month. FML

#7453397
53 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 8:31am - work - by superscrewed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my job because I was doing my work too quickly, getting too much done and the supervisor was afraid I was bored. I have only been here for 3 weeks and already had the best stats on the team. FML

#7445889
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28791) - you deserved it (1959)

On 01/19/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

#7437531
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23547) - you deserved it (2491)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

#7437449
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (2617)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML

#7433916
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5207) - you deserved it (33826)

On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

#7431975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33016) - you deserved it (1874)

On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24447) - you deserved it (5338)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML

#7424503
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (6690)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by SadMan (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28579) - you deserved it (6078)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I am an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

#7390812
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (8527)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:37am - work - by mikey09 (man) - United States (Utah)



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