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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML

#8692922
111 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 3:45pm - work - by mcfaily - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

#8687121
149 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States

Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

#8673018
201 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by bun593 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

#8643590
142 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

#8622338
90 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:57pm - work - by Herman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

#8621436
255 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

#8612009
97 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

#8607847
97 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went for a job briefing, and after that was told to do some editing for them. When I asked the person whether I was paid for the day, she laughed and said no. She was serious. FML

#8606116
39 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:19am - work - by synn - Singapore

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
102 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to Uni. I woke up at six and got to the station as the train was leaving. I was congratulating myself on my brilliant skill when, as we passed the carpark, I saw I had left my headlights on. It later cost more for the lead to jump start my car than it would have to drive to Uni myself. FML

#8580387
121 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by car_FAILure (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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