Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm - work - by Zak (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 4:16pm - work - by ex-employee (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
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On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, at work the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
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On 04/01/2009 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 8:16am - work - by matte (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 12:41am - work - by musicman2005 (man) - United States (California)
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On 03/30/2009 at 12:39am - work - by Blah (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 12:13am - work - by beat10 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 10:47am - work - by mjohnston (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 1:40pm - work - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)
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