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Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML

#18399255
117 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:52pm - work - by ChrisD2V - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
125 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

#18390647
49 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
192 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

#18381890
93 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
108 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
137 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML

#18354788
73 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 7:18am - work - by taternuts - Canada

Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML

#18350562
95 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm - work - by workworkwork - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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