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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

#12530791
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

#12524793
79 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got back from a 3 and a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up, and I had to sit there by myself and wait for them, while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML

#12475653
152 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:50am - work - by leonieNL (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

#12472687
110 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

#12450514
76 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

#12436669
83 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 5:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

#12406299
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7833) - you deserved it (28548)

On 08/09/2010 at 4:29am - work - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML

#12389070
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (3022)

On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

#12280624
152 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

#12271611
60 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 7:21pm - work - by PCop (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
83 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)



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