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Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632
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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
103 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML

#18595916
166 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 3:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
147 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
66 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
148 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

#18557623
81 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
312 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

#18538451
64 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)



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