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Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

#14272532
104 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969
42 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

#14267236
70 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:29am - work - by promoted (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

#14266887
87 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that being rushed unconscious to the hospital and missing work qualifies you for termination if you don't call in, even if you have a note from the ER doctor. FML

#14246241
76 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 10:10am - work - by pissedexworker (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

#14242813
66 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
148 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

#14230878
48 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:14am - work - by iswearicandrive (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

#14223597
51 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
93 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
104 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML

#14212061
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24685) - you deserved it (2152)

On 12/15/2010 at 11:16am - work - by blahmylife (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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