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Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

#13161532
113 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by gt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML

#13157564
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML

#13153381
149 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out I have a job interview coming up. For the job I'm currently doing and have been for the last nine months. My manager told me not to expect too much. FML

#13152875
63 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 2:56am - work - by innuendom - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
16 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

#13123963
64 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 2:13am - work - by sandra - United States

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
175 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

#13086565
108 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm - work - by login_eddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
44 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, we were closing the restaurant early. I begin mopping as a couple walks in. The lady slips and falls, and to avoid a lawsuit, we offer them free food. After they left, I slipped on the freshly mopped kitchen floor with dishes in my hands. I didn't get free food. FML

#13056809
89 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 12:24am - work - by clumsyandhungry (woman) - United States (Florida)



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