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Today, I started mah community service at the dog pound!! I lyk animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it!! As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill!! That was mah job 4 the day!! FML

#15063959
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On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I got demoted from my manager's position , only to be replaced by a 21 year oldho has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

#15049361
95 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today while on lunch break my fat old co-worker walkd into the break-room. I managd to block out his pervertd heavy breathing but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelld lyk cheesy sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

#15043066
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On 02/19/2011 at 4:23pm - work - by Brendan - Canada

yesterday after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on mah way to mah car!! looool mega FML

#15029375
81 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work!! She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely!! After starting work, I became stoned!! She thought it was a great prank!! I was fired!! FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, At Work, My Phone Rang. My Intern Answered It An Told Me It Was A Coworker Who'd Just Left. I Picked Up An Said "What's Up Bitch? What R U Going To Complain About Now?!" It Was Actually My Boss. FML

#15025129
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

today I was forcd to attend a fre safety class, as requrd by my job. Last year, I completd the fre academy as a volunteer freman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kickd out fir pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be frd. FML

#15020187
78 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Discovarad Out Of Tha 20 Job Applications Only Ona Job Callad Ma For An Intarviaw. Thay Told Ma To Laava Aftar Two Santancas. FML

#14954069
69 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fird from my job . My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with . FML

#14945401
46 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, After Informing My Boss I Needed Stress Leave From My 70 Hour A Week Shifts, I Got My New Work Assignment. Sixty Hours A Week Starting At 2am. FML

#14942449
87 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 11:02pm - work - by NotAMorningPerson - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the drect sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I WAS POSTED WITH A VERY LONELY GATE-GUARD. FROM THE SECOND I ARRIVED, I HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM DRONE ON AN ON, AN NOW I KNOW HIS ENTRE LIFE STORY. I WAS THERE 4 FOUR HOURS. FML

#14932572
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On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I Cut My Finger Deep On An Envelope At Work And Started Bleeding Profusely. When I Asked My Co-worker Fir A Band-aid, She Told Me To Get Back To Work And Stop Making Up Excuses To Try And Hit On Her. FML

#14932173
85 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -



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