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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

#16577754
121 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

#16575408
150 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
333 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

#16561616
61 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
124 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
164 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
226 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

#16541885
76 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:48am - work - by IloveMaroon5 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

#16529159
51 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
62 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States



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