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Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

#18947150
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On 01/29/2012 at 9:36pm - work - by LowerCrust (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
179 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML

#18922050
76 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 12:35am - work - by Wendizzle (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

#18917374
190 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 4:57pm - work - by StupidNurse (woman) - Germany

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML

#18906586
53 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:50am - work - by replik - Russian Federation

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
130 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
81 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
140 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
114 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." And then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML

#18888313
105 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 4:56am - work - by FuturePolice (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
146 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

#18860148
89 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States



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