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Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

#13448275
186 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 6:10pm - work - by unloved - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

#13446439
188 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
87 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

#13442719
90 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

#13433715
79 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

#13430217
98 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

#13383180
59 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
74 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

#13370943
75 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
81 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
154 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, I was given a $25 gift certificate for being Employee Of The Week. The gift certificate was 6 months past its expiration date. FML

#13326388
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27617) - you deserved it (2411)

On 10/05/2010 at 3:43am - work - by The Lone Ranger - United States



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