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Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML

#14184991
51 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

#14162042
113 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
105 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss decides to pick this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt "hard at work, huh?" FML

#14141127
41 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 9:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt (Al Jizah)

Today, I wanted to send a birthday card. I kindly asked my boss for an envelope, and she asked me to pay for it. I've been working for her as an intern for over a year now, without receiving any money for it. FML

#14140329
73 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 7:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

#14136075
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33992) - you deserved it (2629)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

#14128873
96 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 5:30am - work - by nograd4mee (woman) - Germany

Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML

#14126795
83 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 12:17am - work - by underemployed (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
110 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

#14118348
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (10935)

On 12/07/2010 at 9:13am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

#14117302
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34851) - you deserved it (4112)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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