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Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML
Today, I was wonderinghy I was getting strange looks all day at work . When I got to a mrror after mah shift, I noticd a booger hanging out of mah nose,hich was visible onlyhen I smild . My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile .
Today.. . I woka up lata 4 a job intarviaw . I hadn't shavad in six days.. looool . but figuring I could do so an routa.. . I grabbad my alactric razor and ran 4 tha bus . Whila shaving.. . tha razor's battary diad midway through.. . laaving ma to attand tha job intarviaw with a Miami Vica scruff on half my faca . FML
Today, an unpaid intern had his frst day at my workplace of seven years . As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my frst day . The intern completed it in 37 minutes . We've always been told it's impossible . Guess we all have to start working harder . FML
Today, wile working at a sandwic sop, we ad a sortage an could only putted so many veggies on one sandwic. I explained tis to one man wo was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I tougt everyting went well. He tougt ma face was a good target to launc is completed sandwic at. FML
Today , at work , I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift , afterhich I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate mah graduation . Nearly six hours later , I am just getting home after bieng super busy and shorthanded at work for hours . I missed mah own party . FML
TODAY, MY GARAGE WAS FLOODED. EVERYTHING WAS RUINED. MY GARAGE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY STUDY, IN WHICH MY ENTIRE ART COURSEWORK WAS DRYING. MY EXAM IS TOMORROW AND ALL I HAVE TO HAND IN IS A PILE OF MUSHY PAPER. FML
Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman 4 the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's light back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML
Friday 27 March 2015