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Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

#16907603
98 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
285 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

#16827644
74 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 1:11am - work - by Leah (woman) - United States

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML

#16817189
45 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

#16812310
128 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

Today, I'm a graduate but still an unpaid intern. My daily work is folding letters and putting them into envelopes. The sad thing is, I actually enjoy doing it. FML

#16805369
76 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 8:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

#16781053
214 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

#16738818
120 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
104 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
85 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
230 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)



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