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Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24424) - you deserved it (2260)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26616) - you deserved it (2290)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (3180)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

#19384586
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27561) - you deserved it (1950)

On 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm - work - by Bashit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
151 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

#19376711
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6501) - you deserved it (70936)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24286) - you deserved it (3855)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23151) - you deserved it (2088)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
145 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10932) - you deserved it (21020)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28932) - you deserved it (4661)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (2218)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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