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Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, I was wonderinghy I was getting strange looks all day at work . When I got to a mrror after mah shift, I noticd a booger hanging out of mah nose,hich was visible onlyhen I smild . My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile .

#16155788
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On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" mega FML

#16139951
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On 05/12/2011 at 2:17am - work - by Username -

Taday I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked mehether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

#16129629
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:51pm - work - by jamalinho (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today.. . I woka up lata 4 a job intarviaw . I hadn't shavad in six days.. looool . but figuring I could do so an routa.. . I grabbad my alactric razor and ran 4 tha bus . Whila shaving.. . tha razor's battary diad midway through.. . laaving ma to attand tha job intarviaw with a Miami Vica scruff on half my faca . FML

#16117533
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I realized tat I give te computer screen a tumb up wenever I see someting cool. I work on computer in front of people all day. big fat FML

#16112747
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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, an unpaid intern had his frst day at my workplace of seven years . As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my frst day . The intern completed it in 37 minutes . We've always been told it's impossible . Guess we all have to start working harder . FML

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. mega FML

#16063941
153 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, wile working at a sandwic sop, we ad a sortage an could only putted so many veggies on one sandwic. I explained tis to one man wo was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I tougt everyting went well. He tougt ma face was a good target to launc is completed sandwic at. FML

#16053522
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On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , at work , I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift , afterhich I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate mah graduation . Nearly six hours later , I am just getting home after bieng super busy and shorthanded at work for hours . I missed mah own party . FML

#16052456
62 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 12:44am - work - by cstokes (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY GARAGE WAS FLOODED. EVERYTHING WAS RUINED. MY GARAGE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY STUDY, IN WHICH MY ENTIRE ART COURSEWORK WAS DRYING. MY EXAM IS TOMORROW AND ALL I HAVE TO HAND IN IS A PILE OF MUSHY PAPER. FML

#16042714
64 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 9:47am - work - by lottielondon (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I can't attend an interview fir a great job because I ave an exam . An exam I need to pass in order to ave a great job lyk te one I'm missing te interview for . mega FML

#16039154
66 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Username -

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman 4 the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's light back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

#16032358
142 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by LightsOut - United States



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