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Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

#18002643
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15373) - you deserved it (21028)

On 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm - work - by Kate - United States

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32657) - you deserved it (6110) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24877) - you deserved it (2401)

On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

#17973373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32759) - you deserved it (2065)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML

#17958563
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26784) - you deserved it (3689)

On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

#17958269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21378) - you deserved it (2145)

On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

#17948621
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23118) - you deserved it (4490)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:13am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27591) - you deserved it (2209)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32709) - you deserved it (2407)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14117) - you deserved it (42582)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

#17928549
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (2973)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:32pm - work - by jdmarine83 - United States



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