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Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

#19552160
171 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

#19543388
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21032) - you deserved it (7206)

On 04/28/2012 at 5:21pm - work - by wowzers0889 - United States (New York)

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

#19535825
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (4264)

On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

#19531197
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8481) - you deserved it (32938)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, I've now received my 73rd email in two days about my masters group project on policy recommendations for security reform. One group member has helpfully rewritten everything, and our project is now titled "Zeus's Earthly Kingdom." It's due today. FML

#19526549
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19836) - you deserved it (2643)

On 04/25/2012 at 9:25am - work - by IHateGroupProjects (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (3043)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (2027)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9190) - you deserved it (68018)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23802) - you deserved it (2311)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

#19493868
107 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23429) - you deserved it (2053)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML



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