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Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

#21475519
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22986) - you deserved it (5655)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:32pm - work - by illuminatzi (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a guy threatened to sue me for fraud because I informed him that he had to start paying back his student loans. FML

#21475285
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22382) - you deserved it (1733)

On 10/02/2015 at 8:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my pain-in-the-ass co-worker is finally leaving. Unfortunately, I was chosen to do the bulk of her job. She has given me no training and on her last day, just smirked at me on her way out and say, "Enjoy doing my job too, fucker". I don't get paid enough for this. FML

#21475128
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (1761)

On 10/01/2015 at 8:45pm - work - by scoobses - United States

Today, after months of running up four flights of stairs to what I thought was the only male restroom in the building, I found another one. It's always been just around the corner from my desk. FML

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML

#21474765
119 comments

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On 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm - work - by No Job - United States (Louisiana)

Today, for the first time this semester, I was able to get parking in time for my Wednesday class. The professor was sick and class was cancelled. FML

#21474597
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21057) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/30/2015 at 1:16pm - work - by college parking sucks (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

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On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML

#21473823
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25334) - you deserved it (1813)

On 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

#21473226
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (1708)

On 09/27/2015 at 8:21am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML

#21473204
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18997) - you deserved it (11663)

On 09/27/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Me (man) - Australia

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

#21472823
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22747) - you deserved it (2340)

On 09/26/2015 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to listen to my coworker complain about how working 19 hours a week leaves her with no time to go to the doctor and get her bronchitis treated. Meanwhile I work 40 hours a week, as well as doing 18 credit hours at school, and she refuses to cover her mouth. FML

#21472594
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25058) - you deserved it (1621)

On 09/25/2015 at 1:47pm - work - by sobusy (man) - United States (Illinois)



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